Elf Story, Epilogue Done!

Boy oh boy. It’s been a longer road than I expected (and when isn’t it, really?), but I’ve damn done diddley did it. First draft complete.

I mean, sure, the final draft is probably going to be waaaay different, but I’ve got the baseline down, the beat. Now I just need to figure out the melody.

Best out-of-context line?

Well, thought Mel. At least they still have thumbs.

– Mel, Elf Story


Elf Story, Chapter Fifteen Done!

In which ass is kicked, for the greater snark!

Best out-of-context line?

“Ah yes, the ‘plan’,” Ash began, saying ‘plan’ in the same way someone might say ‘the gum under my shoe’.

– Ash, Elf Story

Elf Story, Chapter Twelve Done!

And I’m already like, halfway through chapter thirteen, too. We’re picking up speed, peeps!

Best out-of-context line?

“Wow, this looks like…something!” Faith exclaimed, trotting over to Mel and Ash. “Is it a magical circle? Are we summoning a demon?!”

“The only demon we summoned was the demon of hyperactivity, and oh hey, here she is.”

– Faith and Mel, Elf Story