“You want me to wake up an immortal, nigh-godlike spirit of the outer planes…by poking it?”
“Well of course it sounds foolhardy when you say it like that.”
– Mel and Orin, Elf Story
(Note: Elf Story is undergoing intense editing, so any quotes featured in Quote of the Week may be subject to change in future drafts. Y’know, just so you’re aware.)
“In other words, we broke into the soul prison with the equivalent of a bent spoon and a box of crayons.”
– Professor Ozpin, None Of Your Business
“Is popcorn really part of your five a day?” Pyrrha asked playfully.
“Yup! It’s part of the six food groups; sugar, salt, sugar, chocolate cake, sugar-”
– Pyrrha and Nora, In A Grimm Manor
“Anyway, I should be closing up,” Ren said, clearing away Yang’s glass. “You be careful out there, okay?”
“I will, and next time I see you, I’ll have Nora with me!”
Ren watched as Yang stumbled out of the bar, sighing as the door slammed behind her.
“Just come back alive,” he murmured. “Please.”
– Ren and Yang, To The Heart Seeking Freedom
“First the ice cream thing, now this. Was I the only one who didn’t drink from the cupboard under the sink this morning?”
– Weiss Schnee, To The Heart Seeking Freedom
“You fight like a surly drunk.”
“You talk like a surly drunk.”
“Then it’s a shame I can’t smash you around the head with a beer bottle to complete the act, because that would make me infinitely happier than talking to you.”
– Blake and Cardin, What Was Sown Among Thorns
“I…thank you,” Jaune said weakly.
“Don’t mention it. No, seriously, do not mention this to anyone.”
– Jaune and Weiss, None Of Your Business